Give me chocolate or give me death

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so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

(via ruinedchildhood)

minorcutie:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated

(via rebellingtilltheend)

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

(via jessiiieepoohh)

90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*

girl: dad can I keep it

dad: no there's no hope for it let's go

girl: dad u idiot u don't get me

girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*

*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*

dad: how dare u

girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special

girl: *enters race*

girl: *wins*

dad: u make me so proud

horse: *whinnies*

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

But then I realize I’m not even relevant enough to be in their conversations :-D

(Source: ttity, via ruinedchildhood)

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power
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